Saturday, June 17, 2006

The Poop Report?

So, Andy & I were having a discussion about what a floater means? What I mean by that was do you have a lot of gas in yor diet, or maybe a lot of fiber, or maybe it's something else. So, I did a little search and found the Poop Report. Their slogan is "Your #1 source for your #2 business." Funny. But here is what they have to say on the topic of floaters & sinkers. Apparently you have floaters when you are gassy.

2 comments:

Alison said...

Oh my god. I love some of those comments:

ThreePly (not verified) -- 05.05.2004

I find that I produce more floaters at work, and sinkers at home. I wonder why that is. I must fart more at work. It sort of sets the mood for how I feel here at least.

Jack Scat (81) -- 05.06.2004

I think I'm half and half. I always thought it depended on my mood. When I'm happy, they float; when I'm down, so are my turds. Talk about synergy.

Meow said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You've gone straight to the toilet. I thought this was a wholesome blog site? LOL This just killed me. OMG I'm still laughing at the Poop Report site. I had no idea one existed. LOL