Ok - here are some poopy stories for you:
GRAZ, Austria - It was an inelegant intruder on a sunny afternoon: a chunk of ice from a jetliner toilet that broke free and slammed into an Austrian family's garden.
THE HAGUE (Reuters) - A Dutch driver was covered in hundreds of litres of manure when a tank burst on a lorry carrying fertiliser, police say.
BELTON (AP) - The employment status of a firefighter accused of presenting a newspaper filled with feces to an employee of the paper remained unclear yesterday. (This is an old one from March)
It sure is getting deep in here.