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MADISON, Wis. - A fraternity member has been busted for apparently finding a unique way to supplement his college income — fake parking tickets.
How did he not think he would get caught? Dumbass!
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - Forty-six Brazilian policemen traveling to a sports competition were caught with their guard down this week when four Brazilian thieves robbed the bus carrying them to the event.
I don't know who is more of a dumbass here - the robbers for robbing a bus full of policemen or 46 policemen for letting themselves be robbed by 4 robbers.
LONDON (Reuters) - Britons chuckled at the man who hiked across the country naked to protest against indecency laws. They laughed with the theater producer who told police he lopped off the head of a statue of Margaret Thatcher because "I think it looks better like that."
And apparently London is full of dumbasses!