Thursday, September 30, 2004

Three Cheers for Beer!

So - when I get older I can improve my memory skills with some alcohol. I guess that is something to look forward to:

DALLAS (Reuters) - Older women who have a drink or two a day have better memory skills
than non-drinkers, University of Texas researchers say.

This woman really needs to read the above article so that she can appeal. She was only trying to imrpove her job performance.

MUSKOGEE, Okla. - A court reporter found herself on the other side of the law after failing a sobriety test at work. Myrna Gay Parrish, 50, was booked into the Haskell County jail on complaints of misdemeanor public intoxication after finishing work in a judge's courtroom Monday, officials said.

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