Monday, September 05, 2005

Innocence Stolen

Well, my innocence was stolen much before this. But this still does not make me happy. Andy had his Rio Carbon (mp3 player) in the garage and left it there last night and it was stolen. Fuckers! Didn't steal anything else, even though we have a lot of tools in there. So, it makes me believe it was probably teenagers. When Andy talked to the Sheriff he had no idea what an mp3 player was and said, "So, is that like an iPod." Yes dill-hole, it is. I sometimes hate that mp3 players are only known as iPod, just how all copy machines are either copy machines or Xerox Machines, or all tissues are Kleenex and all gelatin products are Jello. One brand gets known for an item and that is all people can associate with it.

Anyways, it sucks that his Rio was stolen and that we now have to feel like our little town is less safe.

4 comments:

Alison said...

That sucks! Teenagers are punks.

Trudy said...

Father and I decided you should move back to WI, since it is so unsafe there. We only have murders in Oconto County! LOL True that rural county Sheriff Dept sometimes don't know about big city stuff.

Lame Shrill Owl said...

Thieves or murders? Hmmmm......I think I'll take my chances with the thieves.

Lame Shrill Owl said...

Guess what! He found it. He comes in and says: Wanna here the good news or the bad? Make my heart leap a little 'cuz I am afraid the bad is really bad. Turns out the bad is (this is what he says): I'm stupid.

Apprantly it went under the tire of his project car and he could not find it.

Dumbass.

I feel safe again.