Tuesday, July 13, 2004

The Master!

Andy has now become the "Master Plumber"! Not to be confused with "Master Bater", which is not to say that he doesn't have that title as well. And that is not to be confused with "Master Baiter" (he doesn't fish!).

Anyways - after many grueling hours and trials, he has fixed the leak in one of the drain pipes and also in one of the cold water feeds. He tried compression joints (didn't work so well), pvc products, copper products, and expensive products. I think the conclusion he came to is - "IT SUCKS!"

Now, my family can come to visit in August and they can use the bathroom that is in the room they are staying in.

So, now it's time to fix the lawn mower.

I think Curt just sold us all his broken stuff -- broken house, broken lawn mower, etc. You get the picture don't you. I could go on, but that would depress me.



Mean Dr. Lily said...


Thanks! You just love me because I saved us money on a plumber.

Oh, in addition to Master Plumber and Master Bater, I also am known in some circles as the "Clit Commander".

Lame Shrill Owl said...


You figure out what I am laughing about.