There are 86 of them. Here are some of my faves:
If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.
For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.