Thursday, December 16, 2004

Boozing Rules

There are 86 of them. Here are some of my faves:

If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.

For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.


Cattiva said...

These are great! Where did you find the list?

Cootera said...

**snork** These are from Modern Drunk, are they not? I, too, like the Old Milwaukee rule. Dunno how many people have come to my place with Black Label or something equally atrocious, and then drank my Harp. Pffft!

Lame Shrill Owl said...

Yes, these are from Modern Drunk. If you click on the title of the post it will bring you to the website.