Thursday, October 07, 2004

Feathery Penis?

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It:

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

All I gotta say about this one is this man must some feathery penis? How the hell could could someone think that their penis was a live chicken neck? Some people just don't get it.


Meow said...

That is a goody. Oh my God, you made tears run down my face. How the hell did I miss this one?

Alison said...

Why was he outside trying to kill a chicken without any clothes on? I didn't think the Romanians were ones for outdoor nudity.

Mean Dr. Lily said...

I know what happened...

The chicken woke up his angry wife, and she screamed, "Get outside and cut that goddamn cock's head off!"

Cattiva said...

That's what I'm screamin'! What the heck is an old Romanian man doing running around with his peter flopping out in the first place?