Sunday, January 09, 2005

Good thing I never owned a red car

So - another thing I got from that blog I read. It's on the Dumb Network. Here are some laws in Minnesota.

Apparently there must have been some issues about crossing state lines with birds on your head, as you cannot have a duck or chicken on your head.

And in Mpls you cannot drive down Lake Street in a red car. When we lived in Mpls we were not far from Lake Street and went down it frequently.

And in Virginia, MN you cannot park your elephant on Main Street. Who the hell has their own elephantg?

Here are some laws in Wisconsin.

There are a lot of laws regarding butter substitutes. I guess Wisconsin is really serious about being the dairy state.

In Kenosha no male may be in a state of arousal in public - funny.

There are some in Sheboygan that Steph & Jason(I know you are in a neighboring town, but you might move back) might want to check out:
* Only police officers may shoot birds in the city.
* No person may water his lawn in such a way that anoys their neighbor.
* It is illegal to swim in the Fountain Park fountain. (Did you ever do this?)

It's good to know that in Sun Prairie it's illegal to manufacture nuclear weapons in the city limits.

And in St. Croix, woman can't wear red in public --- hmmmmm.....sounds like a challenge to me!

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